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Malkavian Quotes

Haha, Quotes from the Malkavian clan. Well, Relating to them anyway.


//\\ "Madness you say! Do you fear me? Are you afraid of what I might do, of what I might say? What a fascinating reaction."

//\\ "I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. "CATS", he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."

//\\ Rod: I beat your father's head in with a crowbar, the one that's in the car. And your fucking bitch of a mother threw coffee on me, so I bashed her head in too. That's it.

//\\ I'm Trapped Inside My Own Mind -- Afraid To Open My Eyes, Cause Of What I'd Find And I Don't Want To Live Like This Anymore.

//\\ Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say 'let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this'. Well, you're dead now, so shut up!


//\\ "When a Malkavian speaks, listen. When a Malkavian acts, leave. When two Malkavians gather, run."

//\\ " 'This is a lovely party,' said the Bursar to a chair, 'I wish I was here.' "

//\\ Much Madness is divinest Sense --
To a discerning Eye --
Much Sense--the starkest Madness --
'Tis the Majority
In this, as All, prevail --
Assent--and you are sane --
Demur--you're straightway dangerous --
And handled with a Chain --

//\\ "All right, let's lay down some ground rules:
1.) Don't mess with a Malkavian
2.) Don't mess with a Malkavian when there are other Malkavians around
3.) Do _not_ mess with a Malkavian who's packing enough Dominate to make you
act like a playful puppy (sit, fetch, roll over, play dead....GOOD BOY!)
4.) Don't mess with a Malkavian (did I forget to mention that?)
Any questions?"

//\\ "We met as soulmates/On Paris Island/We left as inmates/From an asylum..."

//\\ "Husha bye baby, hush quite a lot bad babies get rabies and have to be shot."

//\\ "Do not meddle in the affairs of Malkavians, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!"

//\\ "As I was walking up the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. I wish, I wish he'd go away."

//\\ "I'm Mad, you see. Every morning I get up and I say to myself 'Good Morning Mad Gerald, how are you today?' and every morning I say 'I'm completely mad today thank you.'"

//\\ "Normally I would aks you things like do you blow bubbles, and what's your favorite color, but I've learned since then that it's rude, so hi, how are you?"

//\\ [Char:] That was the last thing Duck did, wasn't it?
[Allie:] Died? Yes, it was.

//\\ The earth swarms with people who are not worth talking to

//\\ I'm Just Trying To Survive And Perhaps I'll Dream Again But I Will Find My Cross And I Will Take Us Home But I Guess I Won't Save The World Today

//\\ "Laugh if you want. I don't care. Think that you are much smarter then the poor and damned lunatic. I don't care. But think about it. You are a dead thing, just as me. You died and reborn...this way. What? You and me different.? Simple - I remember everything I saw when I was completely and truly dead. You would be crazy aswell."

//\\ It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

//\\ Happiness is but a distant memory of a forgotten past that never existed

//\\ Theres Nothing Like Waking Up With Satan In Your Cup

//\\ Hey Geeze It Must Be Obvious Day At Camp Stupid!

//\\ Didnt I Bury You In The Backyard? NOW STAY AWAY FROM MY MUFFINS!

//\\ I Just Put 2 And 2 Together And Decided Your Pissing Me Off!

//\\ Oh What, So Now Your Scared? Say Mother May I And Spell CUP.

//\\ Get Me The Business Pages! I Want To Give Someone The Business!

//\\ That Fucking Phone Company Keeps Ringing Me! How Did They Get My Number?

//\\ Got A Cut On My Thigh, Got A Nail In My Eye And I'm Bleedin' All Over The Wall Got A Barbed Wire Bat And A Dude On The Mat Ain't Getting Up Soon At All

//\\ Crazy, Over The Rainbow, I Am Crazy, Bars In The Window. There Must Have Been A Door There In The Wall

//\\ All Day Staring At The Ceiling Making Friends With Shadows On My Wall All Night Hearing Voices Telling Me That I Should Get Some Sleep

//\\ Out Of All The Hours Thinking Somehow I've Lost My Mind

//\\ If we can't have revolution, we just might settle for revenge.

//\\ The choking, sweltering, deadly, and killing rule of no rule; the consecration of cupidity and braying of folly, and dim stupidity and baseness, in most of the affairs of men. Slopshirts attainable three-halfpence cheaper by the ruin of living bodies and immortal souls.

//\\ Somewhere Beyond Hapiness And Sadness I Need To Calculate What Creates My Own Madness

//\\ Why Dont You Ask Me What Its Like To Be A Freak!

//\\ I may not have seventeen-inch claws, but when I grip you, you know you've been gripped!

//\\ Life is not about the second chances. It is about a little mouse and his voyage to an exciting new land. That, my friend, is what life is.

//\\ it is all right if you are afraid of me. Most sissies are. Hey, why don't you ride your girl bike home and put on your sundress? You'll be sooo pretty.

//\\ Yeah, well, Dracula called and he's coming over tonight for you and I said okay.